Yes …you read that right. This painfully anorexic looking ex model has been cast as The Amazon’s most powerful warrior Wonder Woman. Yet another action movie insisting that malnourished looking 80 pound women are brutal warriors that can lay waste to UFC fighters in the octagon.
One might say “well maybe they chose her for her sex appeal”…well let me instruct you to check her out in fast and furious 5 and 6. The scenes where they put her in a bikini and try to sexy up the scene only result in worry and a twinge of disgust as you try to not vomit. She essentially looks like a walking latex bag stuffed with deer antlers.
For shame Schneider…for Shame…I came around to Affleck, but unless you buff this chick up and send her to Carls Jr. a couple of days a week to gorge her self into a healthy shape, I think this may have been the nail in the Coffin of the DC universe. DC…where we ensure to miscast EVERY superhero except Superman.
Lets play a game in the comments section..Lets name all the possible actresses that who would be a better wonder woman… Ill start with Jamie Alexander.
Forget the Return of Jesus, this is the best prodigal return in the history or future of the world. My Favorite Holiday tradition is returning, and my family who don’t get MST3K will be left alone at the thanksgiving table. If youre as excited as I am I highly recommend you tweet Joel and request the best episodes of all time
Do you miss the Turkey Day Marathons of yesteryear, when, loaded with tryptophan, you’d curl up on the sofa with friends and family for a postprandial MST session? Well, you can relive the magic once again with a special Web-only Turkey Day Marathon featuring six classic episodes curated and hosted by Joel.
This streaming event will kick off on Thursday at 9am PT / 12 noon ET on Thursday, November 28th at www.MST3KTurkeyDay.com. Fans who have suggestions for episodes they’d like to see included are encouraged to tweet Joel (@JoelGHodgson) with