Archive for December, 2010
Comics superstar David Finch takes full creative control (both writing and illustrating!) on this brand-new Batman monthly series! Joined by the best of the best – Scott Williams – on inks, this new series is sure to be on everyone’s must-read pile! Delving into the more supernatural and esoteric areas of Gotham City, the 6-part storyline explores the horrific murder of one of Bruce Wayne’s childhood friends…and the terrible ramifications the brutal crime has on Batman’s life!
Written by Mike Mignola
Art by Scott Hampton
While chasing a giant bat through the forest, Hellboy meets an old man with insider knowledge of the coming vampire apocalypse.
10. Splice- A movie about genetic experimentation and DNA mingling resulting in a female Frankenstein; what could go wrong? How about everything! The first half of the movie is really good but then it falls into laughable mediocrity. A couple of hipster scientists treat their rapidly growing French model monster as their child, eventually are seduced by the creature where Adrian Brody has sex with it, and then it spontaneously grows a wang and rapes its “mom”. I stand by my point that this piece of crap should have been named Winged Fuck Monster and released directly to VHS where no one but trailer park deviants and the elderly could watch it.
9. Step Up 3D- America is raising an entire generation of fruits. Can we all agree that there have been enough dancing movies, and even Breakin 2: Electric boogaloo was in fact 1 too many? OH wait! It’s in 3D? Well then I guess I can sit and watch moronic teens settle scores with their dance battles for an hour and a half….HELL NO! I would like to mash up a remake of The Outsiders and Step Up/Stomp the Yard/ Save the last dance/you got served/The Way She Move. Remember when gangs fought with chains and switchblades? Stay golden Pony Boy but first smash that pop-lockin douche in the face with a metal trash can lid! ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Flash mob’ forces evacuation at California mall
Two months after the Westfield Galleria in Roseville closed from a devastating fire, shoppers were again forced to evacuate Monday. This time, choral singers are to blame. The Sacramento Choral Society and Orchestra (A.K.A Self Important Attention grubbing Hipsters) and several area congregations had prearranged a “flash mob” singing of the “Hallelujah Chorus” (Ok they couldnt even come up with an original flash mob idea) in the mall’s food court.
But with thousands of people crowding the second-floor food court, the “random act of musical kindness” never got off the ground. FAIL!!!!! HA HA NO ATTENTION FOR YOU!! There were no reports of injuries as the mall was peacefully evacuated starting about 6:45 p.m. The mall was scheduled to close at 11 p.m. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…