SkullBunnie

In the history of popular television advertising, there have been many inferred relationships; Tasters choice, Country Crock, Durex condoms. Probably the most disturbing I have found seem to be the Beneful dog food commercials. For those of you who haven’t seen them, each revolves around a “bachelor” who lavishes unnatural attention on his furry companion.  I’m not an animal activist or even a dog person, but these poor animals need to be saved. The gentlemen portrayed in these commercials are clearly F@#$ing these dogs.

I’m not saying all the dogs aren’t enjoying it, but seriously short of biting off anatomy they cant really say no. All for a bowl of delicious liver and peas?  This either proves that dogs are incredibly intelligent prostitutes, or incredibly stupid victims, and I tend to lean toward the later.

A recent Opening in the NBC late night schedule has been given to a new spin off show, lending credibility to the plight of these sex slave mutts. Trying to save their own necks in the 10/9 central slot, as well as raising awareness about bestiality, NBC is set to present Law and Order: Veterinary Sex Crimes Unit. The show follows new comers, Det. Morgan Blankenship (Bill Pullman) and his partner Det. Laura Beezley (Angela Basset) through the mean streets of Malibu, while they try to bust an international ring of bestial sex pet traffickers. Hopefully the increased exposure for both NBC and bestiality will lead to the end of not only these commercials, but the entire practice of man beast relationships. Please support your local anti-pet sex shelter and watch Law and Order:VSCU this fall Thursdays at 10/9 c on NBC. (more…)