I woke up with this in my head this morning….not sure why! Maybe I was probed by aliens? Any way I thought I would share this with you and get it stuck in your head too.
Archive for March, 2011
(repost)There are so many reasons that the world sees Americans as uneducated idiots ( People who believe their dog is their baby, those who insist sweat pants are an acceptable option of dress, Jerry Springer) but none drown our credibility as much as our inability to speak our own language. How is it that the majority of our citizens seems to have learned how to speak phonetically and can’t even pronounce words that they can plainly read? Here is a short list of words for YOU to stop saying incorrectly(maybe not ‘you’, but perhaps you can be sure to correct those around you) .
AX/ASK - Ladies and gentlemen, the word is ASK. When you have a list of things to do is it a Tax List? Do you wear a Halloween MAX? NO! There is no reason whatsoever that anyone who can say Bask or Task or even Mask should be “Axing” you a question.
Xpresso/Espresso- There is no such thing as an Xpresso, if you plan to drink something akin to coffee in the morning to keep your self awake, order an ESSSSpresso! ……You wanna-be Hipster Moron! ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
In the history of popular television advertising, there have been many inferred relationships; Tasters choice, Country Crock, Durex condoms. Probably the most disturbing I have found seem to be the Beneful dog food commercials. For those of you who haven’t seen them, each revolves around a “bachelor” who lavishes unnatural attention on his furry companion. I’m not an animal activist or even a dog person, but these poor animals need to be saved. The gentlemen portrayed in these commercials are clearly F@#$ing these dogs.
I’m not saying all the dogs aren’t enjoying it, but seriously short of biting off anatomy they cant really say no. All for a bowl of delicious liver and peas? This either proves that dogs are incredibly intelligent prostitutes, or incredibly stupid victims, and I tend to lean toward the later.
A recent Opening in the NBC late night schedule has been given to a new spin off show, lending credibility to the plight of these sex slave mutts. Trying to save their own necks in the 10/9 central slot, as well as raising awareness about bestiality, NBC is set to present Law and Order: Veterinary Sex Crimes Unit. The show follows new comers, Det. Morgan Blankenship (Bill Pullman) and his partner Det. Laura Beezley (Angela Basset) through the mean streets of Malibu, while they try to bust an international ring of bestial sex pet traffickers. Hopefully the increased exposure for both NBC and bestiality will lead to the end of not only these commercials, but the entire practice of man beast relationships. Please support your local anti-pet sex shelter and watch Law and Order:VSCU this fall Thursdays at 10/9 c on NBC. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…