So I don’t care that The Knights of Badassdom looks like all the awesomely hilarious LARPing scenes from Role Models blended with a touch of Evil Dead; Its the fact that Peter Dinklage is in another movie! I have said it before and Ill say it again….I dont care if every script in Hollywood has to be rewritten to include the fact that he is an achondroplastic dwarf, but Peter Dinklage should star IN EVERY MOVIE MADE as long as he is alive!!! He is absolutely my favorite actor. I have to see this movie as its bound to be a future classic. Enjoy the comicon preview!
Archive for January, 2013
So I’m not Canadian, and I was without Netflix for a while (until they got some sort of streaming selection back), and in the meantime I read a great deal about a little Canadian show called Todd and the Book of Pure Evil. I understand I’m REALLY late to the party on this one, but I figured I’d throw out the heads up on this anyway for those who may not have seen it yet.
Next to the Kids in The Hall, I think this could be the greatest exported Canadian comedy show EVER! The best way to describe it is as if The Adventures of Pete and Pete grew up, found heavy metal and moved to Canada. Metal-head Todd and his one-armed best friend inadvertently stumble upon the Book of Pure evil which begins to wreak havoc on Crowley High school. It makes it self known to the insecure, inadequate and downright nerdy; granting their ultimate wish with disastrous twists that usually result in 5 or 6 students dying hilariously in every episode. All the while the elderly and enfeebled Satanic cult that founded the town, order Crowley High’s guidance counselor to befriend them and find the book, from the comfort of the local nursing home. It seems a lot for Todd and friends to dodge but with the sage-like guidance of Jason Mewes as the Janitor, they only lose…or make things worse about half the time. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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“QUICK GET AHEAD OF AS MANY CARS AS POSSIBLE!!!”
These asses are the reason merging lanes are a nightmare! If everyone merged into the proper lane as soon as they saw the warning sign, we could all cruise through at a modest 40 miles an hour rather than coming to a complete stop; All because 3 MORONS decide that they are SOOOO Important that they shouldn’t have to get into your lane until they run out of road.
How is this so difficult to understand? There is always at least one jerk that acts like his passenger wheels are set on a track directly over the white shoulder line and won’t deviate from his present course for fear of sideswiping oncoming traffic. DONT BE THIS GUY!!! If your lane will soon disappear….GET OUT OF THAT LANE!!!! Sometimes I can’t wait until I’m 90 Years old and couldn’t care less about my car. At that point I am going to sideswipe these assholes into an embankment and blame it on senility.
Time magazine recently published their top 100 Toys of All Time, but I found their section on the eighties severely lacking of some of my favorites from my childhood so this is my list of the best toys of all MY time.
10. BOGLINS- Hands down one of the coolest toys ever created, I really have to wonder if these just got too expensive to produce, because I cant see any other reason for these to have gone away. A latex hand puppet with moving eyes came in his own cage with slide open bars. What great marketing and “green” thinking for all the hippies out there. Kids kept the box the toy came in because it was part of the toy! I personally had VLOBB over here but to this day I still want BLOBKIN the Halloween edition Jack o’lantern Boglin. In fact if anyone is savvy enough to find me a Blobkin in great condition and send it to me…FREE ILLUSTRATION of anything you want!! you got my email! ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Don’t you love when a small piece of awesomeness completely bypasses public consciousness and you get to discover it for yourself? Well that is exactly what happened with BALLS OUT: Gary the Tennis Coach. This little ditty was release straight to video in January of 2009, and I think I remember seeing one brief trailer for it before Gentlemen Broncos. Upon seeing the preview I knew I wanted to see it, but quickly forgot about it. Fast forward some random amount of time later; I find it on Netflix instant and immediately add to the queue.
Balls Out stars Sean William Scott in his typical role of overly confident loser who at one time was a contender in the college tennis circuit. A series of unfortunate events including a mishap at a Tijuana donkey show lead him to give up tennis forever. Eventually he decides to get his life together and gets a sweet gig as a high school custodian. A fast made friendship with the tennis coach (Randy Quaid) leads him to become the assistant coach for the boy’s tennis team. Hilarity ensues as Gary vows to take the loser team of nerds and ping pong rejects to state and win the competition. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…