Conan: The Destroyer
Conan? Really? YES CONAN! And it’s the terrible sequel with Grace Jones and Bob from Batman! This really has no significance with Christmas so why put it on the list? Well for some reason here in Chicago, WGN would play this terrible movie every year, and it would somehow manage to always air on the night my dad and I would decorate the Christmas tree. As programming on the channel declined with the takeover of the WB and then the CW, airings of C.T.D became sparse and it has not aired in years. Thanks to DVD Conan has returned to Christmas.
One of the greatest Christmas movies ever
made is Gremlins. Father buys son something strange and fuzzy from a young Asian boy, and the gift multiplies and wreaks havoc on the town! I know it sounds like the perfect scenario for a Gary Glitter Biopic, but do you really need me to give you the down low on Gremlins? If you haven’t seen Gremlins than your parents were overprotective asses, or you grew up in Shanghai and weren’t interested in documentaries. GUUUUUUEY!….Magwai!