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NASA’s space exploration plans take a galactic hit

Posted: 13th February 2012 by Jon in NEWS
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NASA plans to drop nearly $310 million from the budget for its Planetary Science division in 2013, a 20 percent cut that affects future missions to Mars, lunar science, and the study of the outer planets.

HOORAY FOR THE DEATH OF INNOVATION IN AMERICA!!! Thanks to the shortsightedness of the bleeding heart liberals and the uneducated of the country we once again strangle the heart of our  economy. People laughed at Newt Gingrich for the only smart thing he said…Put a base on the moon.

All these F#&@ing morons who like to bash the space program and insist that we stop giving money to NASA in order to pay for a few more layabouts who don’t want to work need to take a look at their lifestyle. Don’t get me wrong, there are people who need help, but far too many are taking advantage of the system to live their lives comfortably on the shoulders of our future.

The fact of the matter is we were once the leader of the world in technical innovation and it was all because of the space program. The very fact that these hippies are able to bitch and complain about better fuel economy for cars via their iPhones is BECAUSE OF THE SPACE PROGRAM!!! Without the space program we wouldn’t have integrated circuits, cell phones, advanced engineering in cars, memory foam, microwaves, flat panel TVs and monitors. If these NASA raping assholes want to find a remedy for  “Global Warming” or as its called now “climate change” LET NASA DO THEIR JOBS and in the process they will find it. (more…)


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Umm Am I missing something?

Posted: 7th February 2012 by Jon in MUSIC, NEWS
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So the New York Post published an article today entitled “Singer Lana Del Rey postpones tour after infamous flop on ‘Saturday Night Live’” ….Ok..This is the first time I’ve heard of this “Infamous Flop” . The Article goes on to say

“Singer Lana Del Rey postponed her tour in the wake of her disastrous “Saturday Night Live” appearance last month, sources said.”

Disastrous!!  How have I not even heard of this? So I went online and found both performances for this “Infamous Night”….Uhhh OK? Not seeing disastrous, Infamous, or even bad….Its a little boring but nothing of note…AT ALL! Her performance seemed very fitting to the style of music. Florence and the machine is a friggen weirdo hipster wreck and I didnt hear two words about their performance.So my real question is; Is the media flat out making up shit up now or is this …rather normal performance being blamed to hide some other reason? Anyhoo I don’t really care about Lana DelRay either way, I just am irritated that the news either made up or perpetuated fake infamy. Fake outrage and shock are getting out of control in this country! have a look at the performance below…prepare to be slightly bored…but certainly not shocked or surprised. (more…)


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Happy Birthday Ayn Rand

Posted: 2nd February 2012 by OUTSIDEAUTHOR in NEWS
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Published February 02, 2012

In the summer of 1921, a young Ayn Rand saw Moscow for the first time. “I remember standing on a square,” she would later recall. “And it suddenly struck me. . . . ‘How enormous it is, and how many people, and it’s just one city’ . . . . I suddenly had the concrete sense of how many large cities there were in the world—and I had to address all of them. All of those numbers had to hear of me, and of what I was going to say. And the feeling was marvelously solemn.”

Today, on the 107th anniversary of her birth, it’s hard to doubt that the world has indeed heard of Ayn Rand. Her books—including titles like “The Fountainhead” and “The Virtue of Selfishness”—have sold nearly 30 million copies, with sales of her 1,100-page opus, “Atlas Shrugged,” surpassing a million copies in the last three years alone.

 Rand has clearly inspired millions. But a debate has emerged over the question of Rand’s political influence, with many commentators claiming her ideas have played a key role in shaping the political landscape. As former Maryland Lt. Gov. Kathleen Kennedy Townsend said in 2011, “Ayn Rand has a large and growing influence on American politics.” (more…)

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Next-gen Xbox promises six times the power

Posted: 25th January 2012 by OUTSIDEAUTHOR in GAMEs, NEWS
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Published January 25, 2012| NewsCore

The next generation Xbox will ship to retailers in 2013 with six times the processing power of the Xbox 360, sources close to the project have told IGN.

Following initial reports from tech blogs Fudzilla and SemiAccurate, IGN’s sources have confirmed that mass production of the system’s graphics processing unit (GPU) will indeed begin by the end of 2012 but will not, however, be based on Advanced Micro Devices’ 7000 series Southern Islands GPU.

Instead, the processor will be derived from the 6000 series, which was introduced last year. More specifically, it will be akin to the Radeon HD 6670, which offers support for Microsoft’s DirectX 11 interface, multi-display output, 3D and 1080p HD output. The chip currently has a market price of upwards of $79.99.

In real terms, the Xbox 720′s raw graphics processing power is expected to be six times that of the Xbox 360 and will yield 20 percent greater performance than Nintendo’s forthcoming console, the Wii U.

Developers are likely to receive development kits based on the system’s final configuration in August and the new console will hit shelves in late October or early November of next year. Projected pricing for the system was not provided.


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OK we all know that for the most part the Academy is a bunch of elderly yahoos who praise boring movies that just don’t stand the test of time. For example…when was the last time you thought “Hey ..lets go rent the English Patient!”? So I have a special list for you; My choice for who I WANT TO WIN and Who I think WILL ACTUALLY WIN. Lets face it, no matter who wins, this was a boring year for movies…even with Billy Crystal Hosting I predict that the Oscars will have one of the smallest audiences in years. Whether you watch or not here are my predictions:

Actor in a Leading Role

  • Demián Bichir in “A Better Life”
  • George Clooney in “The Descendants”
  • Jean Dujardin in “The Artist”
  • Gary Oldman in “Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy”
  • Brad Pitt in “Moneyball”

Actor in a Supporting Role

  • Kenneth Branagh in “My Week with Marilyn”
  • Jonah Hill in “Moneyball”
  • Nick Nolte in “Warrior”
  • Christopher Plummer in “Beginners”
  • Max von Sydow in “Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close”
    *purple =  i want and who will win are the same choice

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Over the past week numerous videos have made their way across the web from around the world featuring the same strange sound echoing through the skies. Now even if the original phenomena were real it has become a meme and people are just splicing the same sound over their own video taking away any semblance of seriousness out of the situation. Rationality would tell one that it’s a viral marketing campaign for the new production of Godzilla, The long-awaited Cloverfield2 or possibly a new version of war of the worlds. The Less rational and slightly creepier explanations range from Alien Invasion, the Seven Trumpets signifying the End of the World, or resonance from the Harp satellite weapon. I know this is most likely just a Viral Marketing Campaign but is creepy all the same. Hopefully its just a hippy commune trying to scare crazy religious types, and not really the sign of our  imminent destruction.

Have any of you Heard these sounds? If so leave a comment and let me know what you think it was…I want to get to the bottom of this. Watch the video posted after the jump to see a montage of videos from around the world and hear the menacing trumpeting. (more…)


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Khloe Reveals True Father to Quash Rumors.

Posted: 19th January 2012 by Jon in NEWS
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The Past week  held a Mass Media Gang up on the least irritating Kardashian, as rumors of her being fathered by acquitted murderer, horrible actor , and ex pro football player O.J Simpson permeated the rag headlines. Though they deny it, Khloe’s gigantism and very different looks definitely point to her being fathered by one of Kris Jenner’s numerous flings; one of which was possibly Simpson. Finally to Quash the rumors of being fathered by a client of her late “father” Robert Kardashian, Khloe announced that Kris let loose with the truth in a tear filled confession. After a lot of soul searching the family contacted a family friend known affectionately by the Kardashian children as Uncle Sloth.
It Turns out that in 1984 while Kris and Robert were having difficulties, Timothy(Sloth) Fratelli the slow witted friend of the family was seduced by the vengeful matriarch and was never told of his part in Khloe’s conception. For Years Robert suspected but it wasn’t until their eventual divorce that his suspicions were confirmed. Questions of Rape of the enfeebled have come up however Statute of limitations has expired on any hope of prosecuting.
Upon telling him of his role of birth father Fratelli yelled in amusement raised Khloe with a loving bear hug and stroked her long dark hair. “Sloth Love Khloe” was heard to be the only sob from the new father as he rocked his daughter back and forth in his arms. They spent a number of hours reminiscing and playing with blocks before making way together to the red carpet of the new L.A Restaurant FIG.
Kardashian stated: “Even though I am not Roberts Blood, He never treated me as anything other than his little girl. Instead of losing a past to lies I have gained a future and a second father”

[Obviously a Parody]

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MOTION PICTURES

  • Best Picture, Drama: “The Descendants.” uhhh Ok.
  • BestPicture, Musical or Comedy: “The Artist.” Yeah looks hilarious…so did ‘My WeekWith Marilyn’….maybe this category should be “shit we could care less about that fits no where else so lets cram it in with comedy”
  • BestActor, Drama: George Clooney, “The Descendants.” Ahh Clooney playing Clooney…how could he lose.
  • Actress, Drama: Meryl Streep, “The Iron Lady.” Ok…Ill give it to her…havnt seen it but it is Streep.
  • BestDirector: Martin Scorsese, “Hugo.” Deserved
  • BestActor, Musical or Comedy: Jean Dujardin, “The Artist.” Again….uh OK
  • BestActress, Musical or Comedy: Michelle Williams, “My Week With Marilyn.” Again this movie looked HILARIOUS…ehhhhh. stupid category.
  • Best Supporting Actor: Christopher Plummer, “Beginners.” SUUURRREEE why not?
  • Best Supporting Actress: Octavia Spencer, “The Help.” Ok…ill buy that, not sure if she was really the best choice but she was good.
  • Best Foreign Language: “A Separation.” HEEEH? NO SPEAKY INGLISH?
  • Best Animated Film: “The Adventures of Tintin.”  Even after an award no one wants to see this… unless of course its the prequel to The Crow where we find out the back-story to the dreadlocked knife wielding villain (more…)

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OK Ladies…Are you really THIS stupid? Every year the magazine racks are filled with covers touting variations of the same exact headline. You wanna know how they lost the weight?  IT IS THEIR JOB TO BE THIN AND THEY HAVE TIME TO WORK THEIR ASSES OFF…and plastic surgery. They have personal trainers personal chefs and absolutely nothing to do all day but figure out how they look in the mirror.  These magazines are laughable (especially the Christina Aguilera cover from last year considering she looks like a Macy’s Thanksgiving day parade blimp now).

Buying these garbage magazines are going to do nothing but spew the same not too difficult exercise routine and impracticable eating suggestions and frustrate you even more when they don’t work.

Every one knows EXACTLY how to lose weight, and it SUCKS but it is the only way…Healthy food and not leading a sedentary life. Plus by purchasing these your just giving the magazine money for lazy writing. Demand more from your reading materials!!!

Stop spending your money on rags that are just going to make you feel worse about your weight. Chances are without a super lucky genetic makeup and a winning lottery ticket you will not look like Britney Spears or one of the attractive Kardashians.  Even if you do manage to, pray you don’t have a full-time job because you’ll need that time to  maintain.

Be happy with who you are and flaunt your good features!! If you want to look better, do what you know needs to be done to FEEL better, but don’t idolize moronic women in stupid magazines who are paid to be thin.


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The American Feral Human

Posted: 5th January 2012 by Jon in NEWS
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For what seems like a period of thirty years society has slowly begun to disintegrate, as more groups of people have lost the “manual” to being human. Human Beings are nothing more than animals that have gathered great intelligence, and through social enforcement created a set of rules and etiquette that made us better than the animals we are. These rules insisted that you conduct yourself in a manner that is considerate of those around you, and that you work together for a common harmony throughout daily life. You were expected to do your fair share in an effort to move culture forward or your peers would call you on your inappropriate actions. To put it simply your behavior should be such that you create as few disruptive ripples as possible in the lake of your community.

Over the last couple decades there has been an overall breakdown of these rules of etiquette and this knowledge is not passed down through the generations anymore. The result is a nation of animals who no longer have any regard for those around them and simply exist to feed their own immediate needs. Violent crime is everywhere (but mostly centered within the Chatham neighborhood in Chicago, Illinois), social unrest prevails and Entire communities of people grow up ignorant of what it is to be a Human Being. Just being born doesnt entitle you to anything, and you must work to find out where you fit in civilized society. How one conducts themselves on a daily basis and how the community around them views that person is what designates whether one is an animal or a Human. Not where you live, rarely what you look like but always remember that your peers decide your worth base on your actions….no one cares how you value yourself. It appears that ESPECIALLY in the newest of generations that Entitlement has replaced etiquette, and that the majority must ALWAYS change to fit the needs of the minority. (more…)


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