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Datsun is back…and cheap…In India

Posted: 2nd May 2013 by Jon in NEWS

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The New Datsun five-door hatchback is to be powered by a 1.2-liter four-cylinder engine and be designed with a focus on comfort, fuel economy and affordability.

The new Datsun (which will only be on sale in India) will be priced as low as $5,500 when it goes on sale next year. Datsun technically never disappeared as in America it was simply renamed Nissan. Nissan currently sells the lowest priced car in america at around 12,500. How about they send us the cheap shit too…everyone else seems to.

Long story short the announcement was just a really long stretch for a shitty visual Nedry Meme.

He’s Gay? Holy Shit! Throw him a Parade!

Posted: 30th April 2013 by Jon in NEWS
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Scott Thompson of Kids in the Hall fame (and now Hannibal on NBC) sums up my argument perfectly in this clip from Brain Candy…Oh yeah…Scott’s gay…in case you cared.

Does anyone actually give a shit that Jason Collins is Gay? Gay or straight he is still a mediocre center without a contract for next year. If I were gay I would be downright insulted that he is clearly using his sexuality “announcement” as a carefully timed fame catalyst to try to get picked up for next season by a team that needs a publicity stunt. I’m happy for the guy that he has come to terms with his love life..but no happier than I am for any other basketball player who hooks up with a stripper.

Why is the News media all over this thing like it’s a shocking revelation. The dude isn’t an anthropomorphic Hedgehog who can sing opera. He’s a dude who plays just above average basketball and happens to have relationships in his spare time. Didn’t “Gay” stop being Taboo about ten years ago? Didn’t Ellen tackle this issue in 1997?

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OK Ladies…Are you really THIS stupid?

Every year about this time the magazine racks are filled with covers touting variations of the same exact headline. You wanna know how they lost the weight?  IT IS THEIR JOB TO BE THIN , THEY HAVE THE TIME TO WORK THEIR ASSES OFF, AND CAN AFFORD A PERSONAL CHEF TO  EAT RIGHT…and plastic surgery.

They have personal trainers personal chefs and absolutely nothing to do all day but figure out how they look in the mirror.  These magazines are laughable (especially the Christina Aguilera cover from last year considering she looks like a Macy’s Thanksgiving day parade blimp now).

Buying these garbage magazines are going to do nothing but spew the same not too difficult exercise routine and impracticable eating suggestions and frustrate you even more when they don’t work.

Every one knows EXACTLY how to lose weight, and it SUCKS but it is the only way…Healthy food and not leading a sedentary life. Plus by purchasing these your just giving the magazine money for lazy writing. Demand more from your reading materials!!!

Stop spending your money on rags that are just going to make you feel worse about your weight. Chances are without a super lucky genetic makeup and a winning lottery ticket you will not look like Megan Fox or one of the douche-bag Kardashians.  Even if you do manage to get there, pray you don’t have a full-time job because you’ll need that time to  maintain that figure.

Be happy with who you are and flaunt your existing features!! If you want to look better, do what you know needs to be done to FEEL better, but don’t idolize moronic women in stupid magazines who are paid to be thin.

The Feral Human Revisited

Posted: 13th February 2013 by Jon in NEWS

[this article was posted on January 5th of 2012...did anything change?]

For what seems like a period of thirty years society has slowly begun to disintegrate, as more groups of people have lost the “manual” to being human. Human Beings are nothing more than animals that have gathered great intelligence, and through social enforcement created a set of rules and etiquette that made us better than the animals we are. These rules insisted that you conduct yourself in a manner that is considerate of those around you, and that you work together for a common harmony throughout daily life. You were expected to do your fair share in an effort to move culture forward or your peers would call you on your inappropriate actions. To put it simply your behavior should be such that you create as few disruptive ripples as possible in the lake of your community.

Over the last couple decades there has been an overall breakdown of these rules of etiquette and this knowledge is not passed down through the generations anymore. The result is a nation of animals who no longer have any regard for those around them and simply exist to feed their own immediate needs. Violent crime is everywhere (but mostly centered within the Chatham neighborhood in Chicago, Illinois), social unrest prevails and Entire communities of people grow up ignorant of what it is to be a Human Being. Just being born doesn’t entitle you to anything, and you must work to find out where you fit in civilized society. How one conducts themselves on a daily basis and how the community around them views that person is what designates whether one is an animal or a Human. Not where you live, rarely what you look like but always remember that your peers decide your worth base on your actions….no one cares how you value yourself. It appears that ESPECIALLY in the newest of generations that Entitlement has replaced etiquette, and that the majority must ALWAYS change to fit the needs of the minority. (more…)

  • Add Congressional Term Limits: Time to flush the toilet that is our pool of politicians. Too many people have become career politicians who only care about winning the next election and not about what is good for the people.  The Majority of folks hanging about Capitol Hill should have been long gone by now and it’s their tired rhetoric that is causing stalled decisions and polarization. Get rid of them before they learn to work the system and shit will get done. In addition we might see a little more diversity within in the congressional halls.
  •  Cut their Pay: Currently there are 535 members of congress whining and bitching like 13 year old girls on our dime. Each one makes a minimum of $174,000 a year for this privilege of passing blame and doing nothing. If every rank and file member of congress cut their pay to the very fair sum of $50,000 a year, that would save approximately $66,340,000 annually.  THAT’S 66 MILLION DOLLARS.……BUT NO!!! Why should they have to give up their summer homes to fix the country when they can just raise our taxes? Democrats constantly complain about the rich and their evils…But what the hell do you think they are. Republican or Democrat, they’re just rich assholes telling you what you want to hear so they can fuck you over and over again.  Just to be sure they don’t decide to make up their lost income via bribes, all congressmen income will be audited annually by private sector accountants. (more…)