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BIG MAC ATTACK: Toby the Genuine Nerd

Posted: 20th February 2012 by Jon in TV/WEB


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The Lemonade Stand: What’s Fair? – a brand new Short!

 Running a Lemonade Stand is a childhood rite of passage, much like going off the high dive or finding a bloated corpse floating in the swimming pool right after you went off the high dive. Whipping up a bunch of artificially lemon flavored substance and selling it to neighborhood adults who would have preferred a beer was, for many of us, our first step towards becoming the financially responsible adults we are today, adults who would really prefer it if you waited until the end of the week to cash that check we just wrote you.

The short The Lemonade Stand ponders the eternal question of What’s Fair? When one partner blows off selling lemonade to toss around the old horsehide, the other wonders who the hell still uses the expression “toss around the old horsehide.” When their lemonade sales skyrocket during the partner’s absence, he’s left with a tough decision: whether or not to screw over the Winklevoss twins and abscond with all the profits.

The Lemonade Stand: What’s Fair? is an intriguing corporate thriller, that also features a little boy who performs an entire scene with a lemonade cup in his mouth. Mike, Kevin and Bill would have preferred a beer.For the entire month of February, use coupon code RIFFLOVE to get 15% off your order of $5 or more!

Watch "The Lemonade Stand: What's Fair?" now!

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Friends: New Rifftrax Shorts

Posted: 3rd February 2012 by Jon in TV/WEB
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The 1970s were an exciting era in the world of educational shorts. The films shifted focus from “attempting to teach kids something practical” to “reminding them that life is a yawning, silent void with no purpose or warmth.” Yes, Friends puts the FUN back in ennui! It’s full of those treasured childhood memories we all share. Like when a girl finds a gigantic, broken TV antenna in a trashcan, and drags it behind her for the rest of the day. Or when an even weirder girl offers her money in exchange for friendship, which leads to crying, and eventually to that most iconic of games – the plum fight!

Chucking ripe fruit at each other in an abandoned brick ruin, these girls learn the true meaning of friendship: no one is really on your side, and no one understands.

Time for recess, kids! Grab a juicebox (grape ‘n dust flavor) and join Mike, Kevin, and Bill in the chummy abyss of companionship called Friends! Buy the rest here for $.99


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Adam Lambert has been reported as saying that he is new lead singer and going on tour with Queen…OVER THIS GUY!!!!!…I CALL BULLSHIT! No.. NO, its probably true but Adam Lambert? Sure Hes Gay enough but hes no replacement frontman for Mercury!!! Maybe for Ke$ha ….But not Freddy! Seriously FUCK YOU AMERICAN IDOL! HOW BOUT YOU ONLY RUIN CURRENT MUSIC AND LEAVE THE GOOD STUFF ALONE!!! Lambert Sounds like Chris Daltry singing with a paint shaker up his ass! VIBRATO DOES NOT = GOOD!
Continue to hear …..yeauck….Adam lambert and queen (more…)


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Apparently Lifetime now makes Big Budget Flicks

Posted: 2nd February 2012 by Jon in TV/WEB
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I couldn’t say this any better than they did at WWTDD.com so I quote
“Wouldn’t it be great if action movies were written by girls, and took place in some fantasy world where girls fought boys in hand to hand combat and beat them up, and there were fancy costumes and goofy names and lots of whining and Donald Sutherland was forced to say the words, “Happy Hunger Games!”

No, of course not. A movie like that would be ridiculous. And yet here it is.”


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YAHOOOO FOR CAKE!!!!

Posted: 2nd February 2012 by Jon in IMAGES, TV/WEB
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Thank God for Madmen (returning March 25th), for the simple sake of pulling Christina Hendricks away from her career as the pleasantly plump mental case star of numerous Lifetime movies, and putting her in tight fitting bosom crunching sixties attire! Else we might have been stuck in another decade of women who look like underfed vampires, who can thinly slice deli meats on their hip bones.

I really have no other reason for this post than to announce the return of Madmen and to showcase the beautifully curvy Hendrick’s new Cosmopolitan UK cover. Hendricks proves that you can go to the gym ladies but you don’t have to skip the cake


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NED! RYERSON!!!! happy Groundhog Day

Posted: 2nd February 2012 by Jon in TV/WEB
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Over the past week numerous videos have made their way across the web from around the world featuring the same strange sound echoing through the skies. Now even if the original phenomena were real it has become a meme and people are just splicing the same sound over their own video taking away any semblance of seriousness out of the situation. Rationality would tell one that it’s a viral marketing campaign for the new production of Godzilla, The long-awaited Cloverfield2 or possibly a new version of war of the worlds. The Less rational and slightly creepier explanations range from Alien Invasion, the Seven Trumpets signifying the End of the World, or resonance from the Harp satellite weapon. I know this is most likely just a Viral Marketing Campaign but is creepy all the same. Hopefully its just a hippy commune trying to scare crazy religious types, and not really the sign of our  imminent destruction.

Have any of you Heard these sounds? If so leave a comment and let me know what you think it was…I want to get to the bottom of this. Watch the video posted after the jump to see a montage of videos from around the world and hear the menacing trumpeting. (more…)


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Join the Bark Side!

Posted: 18th January 2012 by Jon in TV/WEB
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