HOORAY FOR THE DEATH OF INNOVATION IN AMERICA!!! Thanks to the shortsightedness of the bleeding heart liberals and the uneducated of the country we once again strangle the heart of our  economy. People laughed at Newt Gingrich for the only smart thing he said…Put a base on the moon.

All these F#&@ing morons who like to bash the space program and insist that we stop giving money to NASA in order to pay for a few more layabouts who don’t want to work need to take a look at their lifestyle. Don’t get me wrong, there are people who need help, but far too many are taking advantage of the system to live their lives comfortably on the shoulders of our future.

The fact of the matter is we were once the leader of the world in technical innovation and it was all because of the space program. The very fact that these hippies are able to bitch and complain about better fuel economy for cars via their iPhones is BECAUSE OF THE SPACE PROGRAM!!! Without the space program we wouldn’t have integrated circuits, cell phones, advanced engineering in cars, memory foam, microwaves, flat panel TVs and monitors. If these NASA raping assholes want to find a remedy for  “Global Warming” or as its called now “climate change” LET NASA DO THEIR JOBS and in the process they will find it.

In researching technology and finding ways to survive off of our own planet, the greatest minds in the country will contribute more to society in their lifetime than any politician in our entire history. If we want to solve the budget problem in the country we should put the NASA accountants on it, because they somehow manage to continue on while constantly having their budget cut. Maybe they can teach the politicians how to create a limited budget and not massively overspend on useless pet projects and contracts.

If you haven’t figured out yet I AM fed up with the short sightedness of our citizens and our government. I have heard too many stories in the past month about people known to my circle being offered jobs and turning them down to stay on unemployment….WTF…I love my country but Hate the majority of Americans. As a People we are allowing our nation and society to ROT From within. When we finally overpopulate our planet causing massive starvation and disease, and we have no other planetary options to expand to…I hope China and Russia do the human race proud as they leave us behind to sleep in the bed we made for ourselves.

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“Singer Lana Del Rey postponed her tour in the wake of her disastrous “Saturday Night Live” appearance last month, sources said.”

Disastrous!!  How have I not even heard of this? So I went online and found both performances for this “Infamous Night”….Uhhh OK? Not seeing disastrous, Infamous, or even bad….Its a little boring but nothing of note…AT ALL! Her performance seemed very fitting to the style of music. Florence and the machine is a friggen weirdo hipster wreck and I didnt hear two words about their performance.So my real question is; Is the media flat out making up shit up now or is this …rather normal performance being blamed to hide some other reason? Anyhoo I don’t really care about Lana DelRay either way, I just am irritated that the news either made up or perpetuated fake infamy. Fake outrage and shock are getting out of control in this country! have a look at the performance below…prepare to be slightly bored…but certainly not shocked or surprised.

Chucking ripe fruit at each other in an abandoned brick ruin, these girls learn the true meaning of friendship: no one is really on your side, and no one understands.

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1. Homework
2.  TPS reports
3. go fishing
4. hang drywall
5. clean your gutters
6. stare at a wall for 2 hours
7. milk a goat
8. Drink honey
9. wait in line
10. go to the DMV
11. watch Lifetime channel
12. read electrical schematics
13. wander in a cornfield
14. roll In dirt
15. ask an Apple Genius a real computer question
16. mate sea monkeys
17. mop the kitchen
18. get that dwarf bone stretching procedure
19. change your oil
20. Dabble with Ham radio
21. spell check the internet
22. Try to distinguish two different brands of cinnamon by smell alone
23. Actually drop your gum at the barber shop and stick it to your pants
24. Play E.T. on Atari
25. smell fish
26. learn to tie a bow tie
27. wax your toes
28. steal, Switch, & Replace your neighborhoods lawn gnomes
29. measure the average thickness of a layer of paint
30. prove creationism
31. go to Oklahoma
32. circumcise guinea pigs an declare them Jews
33. eat a jar of mayonnaise
34. argue politics with a McDonalds employee
35. Protest protesters
36. Stare Creepily at nude mannequins
37. Go to Boys town and pretend your offended because of “Straight Prejudiced”
38. clean out your trunk
39. watch Howard the Duck
40. Try not to be irritated while watching the Hunger Games trailer
41. find out the other ways to skin a cat
42. create battle armor for your pets
43. Taunt Gravestones because their inhabitants can’t go to chili’s
44. Watch either of the Matrix Sequels
45. Pay attention to Kardashian news
46. attempt to find 5 GOOD exclusive PS3 games
47. explain anything technical to your mother
48. teach old people how to use email
49. work out
50. build a one fifth scale model of Devils Tower in Wyoming

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“Wouldn’t it be great if action movies were written by girls, and took place in some fantasy world where girls fought boys in hand to hand combat and beat them up, and there were fancy costumes and goofy names and lots of whining and Donald Sutherland was forced to say the words, “Happy Hunger Games!”

No, of course not. A movie like that would be ridiculous. And yet here it is.”